What should a twenty-year old be doing with an Aphrodisiac?!
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This evening, while in traffic at Baah-yard on the Mallam-Kasoa stretch, I spotted one of these vans that advertise virility enhancing concoctions and ointments for men.
I have on several occasions encountered them but it is the sheer plain-spokenness and absence of civility and politesse that this one embellished his sexual enhancement drug that struck me awe. As I paid keen attention to the advert that blasted from his megaphone, I shook my head incredulously; he extolled the efficacy of his penis enlargement cream with great aplomb and stressed on how coupled with making it engorged, further improves a turgid, long-lasting erection.
One of his cheekiest assertions was both ridiculous and astonishing: that some men deliberately wake up at dawn to go jogging instead of exercising their conjugal duties in bed. And that others also make flippant excuses of exhaustion from working hard in a bid to justify their inability to satisfy their wives and girlfriends.
He added that his PENIS ENLARGEMENT CREAM, ' KƆTI KƐSEƐ NKU' (pardon my French, I deliberately captured this in CAPS to express exactly how he mentioned it) had no artificial additives and thus, could never pose any danger or side effect to the user - he stressed unashamedly.
Who can blame him?
The Aphrodisiac craze is at an all-time high - thanks to a generation with an insatiable appetite for drugs, alcohol and wild debauchery!
It is sickening, to say the least. And this extreme appetency provides the ready market for these concoction Sellers.
But do Ghanaian men really have virility problems? Or do women have overblown expectations of men during sexual intimacy? Or is it that men just have a natural sense of improving their machismo and would travel any road to do so? According to experts, psychological pressures of life, stress and over-thinking are mostly accountable for erectile dysfunction.
It is therefore only apropos to the above mentioned reasons that one should always seek EXPERT medical attention once you see a drop in your 'bedmates’. The side effects of resorting to such concoctions are egregious and experts often belabor the point that most people who use these unapproved drugs bear the brunt mostly when they become quinquagenarians.
What should a twenty-year old be doing with an Aphrodisiac?!
Story Credit: Bless Alormasor